Ugah-Man says: STOP RIGHT THERE!!!
YOU MUST READ:
BEFORE CONTINUING WITH THIS POST... OR
HE WILL THROW AT YOU THE BIG ROCK IN HIS HANDS...
It was a moon lit night, when the mastodont horn was blown to alert
all the sleeping cavemen in Rock-o-villas Caves. Ugah-man and his Ugah-
woman hurried off to the mountains, they had no time to pack...they
needed to RUN. Everyone needed to run...the watchmen had spotted
a group of cavemen from another area called the CHOSEN ONES,
and they were coming by the dozens, club in hand to beat their beliefs
into the heads of the Ugah-men!
After a week of hiding, all the Ugahs returned relieved to their caves...
Ugah man was craving tostones or "edible whatevers" and asked his wife
to cook him some. When she looked in the basket, she found this;
For the love of dinosaurs!!!
They look funny...
what happened? They used to be
green!!!, she thought.
They peel easy ...and they are
soft...much different.
Hmmmmm...maybe
they will taste the same!
We got to eat...she said, "One
order of tostones coming up,
sweety-poop!"
She had to slice them, not cut
them in chunks like before, and
called Ugah-man to come see, then
said,"Babysaurus, you think they
will be good ?"
He said..."Uuuh, I better go hunt!".
She took the giant shell frying
pan added some extra
virgin mammoth oil, and
proceeded to fry them until
they were golden on both sides.
Meantime....Ugah-man hunted down something with horns, and brought
his woman some steaks, that she pan fried with green peppers. She also
remembered that earlier her cave neighbor brought her some rice with
beans. Great she would put it all together and hope it was good.
She called Ugah-man to the rock table, and they dug in with their hands....
OH, what a surprise the edible whatevers, tasted sweet as giant-bee
honey!!! They gave it a name, "Maduros", which meant crazy metamorphosis.
Did you ever hear the saying:
Good things come to those who go away and then
come back...
Me neither...
