ATTENTION: STOP RIGHT THERE....DON'T GO ON ...
YOU MUST READ SHERLOCK HOLMES RIBS FIRST!!!
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Months had passed since Juana's ribs were stolen ...
The mind-boggling case had Auburn's Sheriff Merlock
Homes and Deputy Waltson without a good night's sleep
since the disappearance!
What happened that afternoon? How could those ribs
vanish in thin air? Would Juana find ribs on sale again?
Don't despair!!!
The answer to these questions will be revealed in the
following story......
What the police didn't know is that no matter how much they searched for
the delicious ribs, they would never be found!!! The gourmet villain known
as Needz 2 Eatz, having heard of Juana's lip-licking ribs with secret sweet
and sour sauce, had hired two ex- CIA spies to retrieve the ribs to him.
The ex-agents EL Fat-sO and El Fast-O went on their secretive mission
to snatch the Moran's family dinner...Being such experienced spies, in the
blink of Juana's eyes, those two took what was not theirs, and put the
ribs in a Buzz Lightyear thermal lunch box and vanished.
SOMEWHERE DARK...
Needz 2 Eatz paid the the crooks, and with closed eyes opened the
lunch box. He tilted his head back and inhaled deeply before opining his
eyes and reached for the ribs..
His expert palate immediately searched out for ingredients....
- Ahaz!! Tomato sauze....48 oz....alzo green bell pepperz 1/2,
onionz...1 black pepper....ummmm...brown zugar 3/4 cup...
zmashed garlicz 3 or 4...yum....yum.........................
MOMENTARY SILENCE
He then bursted out,"BUT, it haz more ztuff !!!"
It haz....let me zeez! He closed his eyes and stuck his tongue in and out
several times like a snake...and concentrated...
-Yez, I know!!! Rice vinegar 1/4 cup, zoy zauze 1/2 cup andz therz more!!
He said spitting saliva.
-Ha, ha, ha....he laughed. Pineapplez 1/2 cup and clovez 8-10
and 2 tbs oil !! What an amazing combinationz!!! I LOVE IT... EAZY
too....She put all the ingredientz in a pan and boiled them down....Now,
now...I muzt name it for my rezipe book! Zhink, zhink, zhink...AHA!!!
I WILL NAME IT... ZTOLEN ZECRET ZAUCE!!!!
Wow, I never would have thought of putting all of those together in a sauce! Sounds yummy!
Posted by: Barbara | 01/13/2011 at 03:35 PM
I start wanting to do something simple and end up
adding everything I got in the kitchen!
Posted by: Juana | 01/15/2011 at 12:18 AM