Ugah-Man says: STOP RIGHT THERE!!!
YOU MUST READ:
BEFORE CONTINUING WITH THIS POST... OR
HE WILL THROW AT YOU THE BIG ROCK IN
It was a moon lit night, when the mastodont horn was blown to alert
all the sleeping cavemen in Rock-o-villas Caves. Ugah-man and his Ugah-
woman hurried off to the mountains, they had no time to pack...they
needed to RUN. Everyone needed to run...the watchmen had spotted
a group of cavemen from another area called the CHOSEN ONES,
and they were coming by the dozens, club in hand to beat their beliefs
into the heads of the Ugah-men!
After a week of hiding, all the Ugahs returned relieved to their caves...
Ugah man was craving tostones or "edible whatevers" and asked his wife
to cook him some. When she looked in the basket, she found this;
She had to slice them, not cut them in chunks and called Ugah-man to come see,then
said, "Babysaurus, you think they will be good ?" He said..."Uuuh, I better go hunt!".
She took the giant shell frying pan added some extra virgin mammoth oil, and
proceeded to fry them until they were golden on both sides.
Meantime....Ugah-man hunted down something with horns, and brought
his woman some steaks, that she pan fried with green peppers. She also
remembered that earlier her cave neighbor brought her some rice with
beans. Great she would put it all together and hope it was good.
surprise the edible whatevers, tasted sweet as giant-bee honey!!! They gave it a
name, "Maduros", which meant crazy metamorphosis.
Did you ever hear the saying:
Good things come to those who go away and then come back...